I have decided I should tell you why I am a good person. I am a good person because I am so self-sacrificing. Now wait, don't start laughing derisively until I explain myself.
I am the kind of person who doesn't do things just because I want them. If someone asks me if they should buy something that I really would love to use, I don't just tell them to buy it. I give them actual good advice. (I had a second example, but it was kind of self serving, so I am leaving it out.)
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