It was a date??

So, today I took a date to the ballet. Personally, I love the ballet. I think it is beautiful and classy. (Incidentally, my date was also beautiful and classy). Before I progress my thinking any further, I feel I should say that I enjoyed my date. I have never spent time around said female that I did not enjoy. That being said, allow me to delve deeper into my thoughts. I am old. Perhaps not by all standards, but by the standards of the BYU unmarried underclassmen, I am most definitely old. So, while I may not be contemplating marriage with every girl I take out, I do engage in the activity of dating with the end goal of eventually finding a spouse. I have always in the back of my head a mental eye, which is looking for signs of feminine interest and therefore of relationship potential. Now I reach my beef with the women: you are un-translateable. I cannot for the life of me tell whether or not a girl is interested in me. In my life, I have had two actual relationships of any legnth (i.e., more than two weeks) and to be totally honest, I wasn't sure even then if those girls were interested in me. Best I can say, the only girl I have ever known for a fact to be interested in me was Bobbi Jo Rorden.

Lest this sound like I am using the interweb to pout and whine, allow me to belatedly present a thesis. It is not the first time I will have said this and I believe it firmly to be true. Women should all be like unto stars. I mean this in the sense of the movie Stardust. If you have seen this you will know that when she (the star) is around the he (the boy, who is not a star) she glows. This glowing happens because, in the recess yard vernacular, she likes him. If girls were to do this in real life I feel that everyone would be a lot happier.






Although...in the movie the glowing didn't happen until after there was a lot of hate for him from her. But during their forced companionship.....so I guess what we can take from this all is that love is not found, but forced, through mutual hardship and imprisonment.

Any girls want to go rob a bank??